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Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Winterfell
In the west, Pyke, born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all grabbin some boobs outside of school
When my daddy and mates
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in every neighborhood
He got in one big fight and then was pretty scared
He said ‘You’re movin’ with Neddie and Cat in Winterfell’
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed my suite case and sent me on my way
He gave me a kick and then he gave me my ticket.
I put my cloack on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Dornish wine out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Winterfell living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Winterfell
Well uh, the boat reach port and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a chariot and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and I guessed it was cool but then I realized it was for Winter.
If anything I can say is that this chariot was rare
But I thought ‘Man forget it’ - ‘Yo home to Winterfell’
I returned to the house about ten years later
And I yelled to the Maese ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Winterfell.
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